Not so Average Interests of a Random Individual

People who sit next to you in class: Polite, average people who arrive to class early or on time.

People who sit next to me in class:
Rude, obnoxious drunk and or high people, who play on cell phone/ computer while yelling at the professor only after arriving 10 minutes late.

Every damn time. It’s like I have the plague or something that makes normal people not sit near me so when these late comers finally get to class the seat next to mine is the only one left.